Birth cerfiticate
Diary Monday 28th July 1997: I had to drive to Little
Kew Road where I could register my new born son. Little Kew Road is a
residential street off Maxfield Avenue in Whitfield town. The registry office
was on the veranda of an unassuming house. A desk was set up directly behind the
grill. On it were some large pebbles and some spiral-shaped objects, made of
metal and probably belonging to an ancient car. The plastic black desk cover
was disintegrating. The floor of the veranda was painted that wonderful deep
rich red. Behind the desk sat an elderly and rather stately man with a pencil
moustache. He exuded a calm authority that I wish were mine. We introduced
ourselves and exchanged a perfunctory amount of small talk. He had worked for
most of his life for United Biscuits in Fulham, London. He thought England
cold. Now, in his retirement he filled in registration forms for new-born
babies. He inherited the job from his aunt. It is about his way of writing that
I want to write. He sat behind his desk, with an ordinary ballpoint pen, took
out a book of forms and began to write. His letters were formed so carefully,
so slowly, so meticulously. The end product was not necessarily more finished
or calligraphic than any other hand-writing. In fact the letters and words he
formed so slowly and so deliberately were really rather ordinary. But it was
the meditative pleasure to see him write and recite to himself, sotto voce, the
salient facts of my sons being. With this cerfiticate I go to
the central office in Spanishtown. There it is mayhem. A building not equipped
to deal with the huge numbers of waiting people. Crowds of people waiting to be
processed through the sluggish and unnecessarily ritualised bureaucracy of
Jamaica and inevitably discovering on arrival at the counter they were pointed
to, that their forms are not in order. As I waited, a man burst out in a
violent shouting match, airing his frustration at the civil servants, shouting
and losing control. I sympathised with him. It is a system partially maintained
because of its informal economic potential for the civil servants themselves
and for the go-betweens who make money brokering the frustrated and the
desperate, and partially because of a conservatism informed by suspicion of
motives. They are complementary.